About this game
Slides fall from the top of the screen and you move a catcher to collect them. The brief (template) changes every nine seconds and the previous template stays valid briefly. On-template slides add points and cohesion; overloaded, parasitic and off-template slides cost cohesion, which multiplies your score at review. Gold master slides work with any template. Choose Paul or The Other and face an Intern, Competent or Ruthless opponent; press Up to heckle and distract your opponent for 0.9 seconds. Move with mouse, finger, arrow keys, A/D or Q/D; pause with P or Escape. Runs offline in a modern browser with no install, account or API key, and stores best score and audio settings locally.
